The ultimate Israeli "ars"

A guy buying sushi: "Ani rotze kombinatzia zayin".

{I want the combination #7 - in Hebrew, "zayin" (the letter Z) is the correspondent of no. 7, and in the Hebrew slang "zayin" is nothing but penis}

Dancing Jews

When you feel down, they can make you come up ;-)

I don't love you anymore, Teddy-Bear!